“Hannah, what do you want to be when you grow up? A police man? A police girl? A police dog?”

“When I was a little baby all my hair was on my knees.”

“You can pick your Mom’s boogers and eat them, but you can’t pick your friends’ boogers and put them in your butt”

They pee and poop on children that are only four.

T: Hannah I’m getting my action figure chair. It’s for kids that like action figures. Do you like action figures?
Me: yeah
T: well, then you’re a kid

If you see a volcano there’s a black hole and it’s dangerous. There are flags around it made of fire and lava. Don’t go in there, you will die! But dinosaurs won’t die.

T: Mom, before I was born and I was in your belly I used to eat out of a bowl.

Mom: What was in the bowl?

T: Potato soup

“my feet smell like hot breath.”

“my breath smells like a big wedgie!”

“I hope this book is by Willy Waffle, I wrote about him one time”

but who is Willy Waffle?